Nope...

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Mon, 10 Mar 03 00:39:36 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today we listen in as a townie discovers how much a farmer knows...

Wishes & Dreams...

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Nope
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A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He
watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the
road up to the spot where he stood. The driver pulled over to the side
of the road and called out to the farmer.
 
"Do you know how I can get to Route 91?" the driver asked. 

The farmer thought for a few seconds. Then he said, "Nope."
 
"Do you know where the nearest turnpike entrance is?" the driver asked.

"Nope."
 
"How about the town of Hadley. Do you know which  direction it is from
here?"

"Nope." 
 
Exasperated, the driver raced his engine. "You don't know very much, do
you?" he said. 

"Nope," the farmer replied. "But I'm not lost."
 

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