Umbrella...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 21 Jan 03 02:51:54 -0000


Hiya Folks...

In today's tale, we meet a man who may be having an unhealthy
relationship with his umbrella...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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IN LOVE WITH HIS UMBRELLA
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Mr. Smith sat moodily over his drink, and his friend said, "You look
pretty down in the mouth, Smith. What's the matter?"

Mr. Smith said, "My psychiatrist says I'm in love with my umbrella and
that that's the source of my troubles."

"In love with your umbrella!?"

"Yes. Isn't that ridiculous? Oh, I like and respect my umbrella and
enjoy its company, but love?"


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