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Hiya Folks... In today's tale, we meet a man who may be having an unhealthy relationship with his umbrella... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- IN LOVE WITH HIS UMBRELLA ------------------------- Mr. Smith sat moodily over his drink, and his friend said, "You look pretty down in the mouth, Smith. What's the matter?" Mr. Smith said, "My psychiatrist says I'm in love with my umbrella and that that's the source of my troubles." "In love with your umbrella!?" "Yes. Isn't that ridiculous? Oh, I like and respect my umbrella and enjoy its company, but love?" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'