Army Tactics...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 20 Jan 03 04:28:43 -0000


Hiya People...

This time we take a trip to see what foolishness is taking place at the
army war games...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Army Tactics
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During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the
mud.
 
The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him
get unstuck. 

"Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead
and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."
 
The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead
bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some
traction."


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