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Sun, 08 Sep 02 02:20:21 +0100
Hiya All...
Today we enjoy some real-life reasons which people have given for
wanting a divorce...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Reasons for Divorce
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A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce because his wife
left him a note on the refrigerator which read: "I have gone to the
bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on
Channel 2."
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she "beat him
whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for
permission".
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for divorce because
his wife "was always nagging him in sign language".
A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband because he forced
her to "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past his
girlfriend's house".
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the grounds that
he "stayed home too much and was much too affectionate".
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