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Sat, 07 Sep 02 00:36:51 -2300
Hiya Folks...
Now we meet a normally-punctual man who falls victim to bad timing...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FALLING VICTIM TO TIMING
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9am on the dot. He
had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9am passed without Johnson's
arrival, it caused a sensation.
All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and
muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn,
his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in and said, aware that
all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs
in the subway. Nearly killed myself."
And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a
whole hour?"
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