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Wed, 9 May 2001 17:49:22 +0100
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Hiya All...
Today we join Mike and Pat, who have a wake to attend...if they can only
find it...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
MIKE AND PAT AT THE WAKE
Mike told Pat he was going to a wake, and Pat offered to tag along.
On the way Pat suggested a nipper or two and they both got well sloshed.
As a result Mike couldn't remember the address of the wake.
"Where is your friend's house?" Pat asked.
"I forget the number but I'm sure this is the street."
They had walked along for a few minutes when Mike squinted at a house
that he thought was it. So they staggered in but the hall was dark.
they opened the door and discovered a living room, which was also dark
except for the faint glimmer of candles sitting on the piano. They went
down in front of the piano, knelt and prayed.
Pat stopped long enough to look at the piano. "Mike," he said, "I didn't
know your friend, but he sure had a fine set of teeth."
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