Special Occasions...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 9 May 2001 17:46:37 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Watch out what you tell your kids...it could come back to embarrass
you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


My mother taught me to read when I was 3 years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors 
was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she
was keeping napkins in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts she told me that those
were for special occasions.

Now fast forward a few months. It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are
leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner.

Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set
the table.

When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into
laughter.

Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then came mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate,
with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little
tails in so they didn't hang off the edge.

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the
other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"


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