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Wed, 9 May 2001 17:54:12 +0100
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Hiya People...
Scientists have long been sceptical about God...today we see what God
has to say about it...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Scientists
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There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around
discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that
they didn't need him anymore. Finally, one of the scientists volunteered
and went to go tell God he was no longer needed...
So the scientist says to God: "God, you know, a bunch of us have been
thinking and I've come to tell you that we really don't need you
anymore. I mean, we've been coming up with great theories and ideas,
we've cloned sheep, and we're on the verge of cloning humans. So as you
can see, we really don't need you."
God nods understandingly and says: "I see. Well, no hard feelings. But
before you go let's have a contest. What d'ya think?"
The scientist says: "Sure I'm all for it. What kind of contest?"
God: "A man-making contest."
The scientist: "Sure! No problem." The scientist bends down and picks up
a handful of dirt and says: "Okay, I'm ready!"
And God says: "No, no. You go get your own dirt."
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