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Tue, 25 Jul 2000 01:07:59 +0100
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Here are the rules of parking...ignore them at your peril...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
TOP TEN PARKING LOT RULES
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the
road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others
from passing.
Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as
possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the
opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and
stop on the line, taking both.
Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of
you is empty and you see another driver signalling to take it, pull
though and take it from him.
Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the
other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car.
Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with
your door really hard.
Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted
lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of
speed.
Rule #8 - When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a
friend/relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in
the middle of the road. The same rules applies to picking-up and
discharging passengers.
Rule #9 - When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signalling and
waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in his
way and let the car behind you take it.
Rule #10 - If you have Handicap license plates and there are empty
spaces up front, use up a regular parking spot.
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