Different Father...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 26 Jul 2000 02:28:39 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

Let's listen in on a husband asking a personal question of his wife...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Different Father


A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their
75th wedding anniversary. 

The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife "Dear, there is
something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth
child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to
assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I
could have ever hoped for, and your answer can not take that all that
away. But... I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she
paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting
hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks
"Who?.. Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried
to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally,
she says, "You."


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