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The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:34 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a real groaner...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A guy walks into a nice restaurant. The waiter says "I'm very sorry sir,
but we require that you wear a tie while dining in our establishment."

So the guy walks back to his car and starts looking for something to
wear as a tie. 

He checks the front seat, back seat, under the seats, the glove
compartment, and the trunk.

Finally he lifts up the spare tire and sees a pair of jumper cables. 

He figures, what the heck, and wraps the cables around his neck, ties a
nice knot and pulls it up to his collar, and tucks the ends into his
trousers.

He walks back into the restaurant and the waiter says, "Sir, what in the
world is that?"

The guy explains he's been wanting to try this restaurant for some time
and he's very hungry, so he used his car jumper cables for a tie.

The waiter looks him up and down and says, "Well, O.K., you can come in,
but don't start anything".