The Loony Bin
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Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:24 +0000
Hiya All...
...and they think cricket is complicated...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
How Baseball Works
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(as explained to a foreign visitor)
You have two sides; one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's not on the side that's in goes out and when he's out he
comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When three men are out the side that's out comes in and the side that's
been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out nine times including the not outs.
That's the end of the game!