Bats...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:49 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Halloween is coming...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? 
A. Every night he turns into a bat.
     
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? 
A. It's a pain in the neck.
    
Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
     
Q. What song does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine".
     
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.
     
Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? 
A. A grave problem.
     
Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? 
A. He has a bat temper.
     
Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? 
A. He had a fang-ache.
     
Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? 
A. They all come out at night.
     
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? 
A. His fang club.
     
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? 
A. To stop his coffin.
     
Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes" 
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.