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Hiya People...
This time we meet a snake oil salesman and his assistant, both of whom
swear as to the potency of their longevity potion...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Snake Oil
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The quack was selling elixir-by-the-jug, which he declared would make
men live to a great age.
"Look at me," he shouted. "Full of vim and vigor, I'm over 300 years
old."
"Is he really as old as that?" asked a listener of the youthful
assistant.
"I can't say," said the assistant, "I've only been with him for 100
years."
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