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Thu, 06 Nov 03 04:17:55 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Today we get to listen in on a college Dean trying to prevent student
trysts in the dorms...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
College Dorm
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing
out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this
rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
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