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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:37:00 +0100
Hiya People...
Here are some replies to invitations to the Scientist's Ball...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
- Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
- Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
- Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought
of it.
- Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.
- Ohm resisted the idea at first.
- Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
- Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
- Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
- Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
- Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a
flight.
- Dr Jekyll declined - he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
- Morse's reply: I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now,
must dash.
- Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
- Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater
frequency.
- Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
- Audubon said he'd have to wing it.
- Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make
a space in his schedule.
- Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
- Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet - or did he?
- Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came
out.
- Descartes said he'd think about it.
- Newton was moved to attend.
- Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
- Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic
personality.