The Loony Bin
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Fri, 8 Mar 1996 15:05:53 +0000
Hiya folks...
Well, much has been happening here...so if you don't get this mail
please let me know...(???)...:-)
As you can see, the list now has its own address, to which you can send
the usual rubbish for me...but if you have a nervous breakdown and can't
remember it, don't panic - I will be quite happy to deal with it from
the old address...
Enjoy yourselves everyone...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
ps. Thanks Dragon...had me in fits...:-)
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 7 Mar 1996 20:07:38 +0000
From: David Clarke <Humour@silktown.demon.co.uk>
To: Andrea Chee <ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>
Subject: Fwd: Mouse Balls
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MEMORANDUM OF THE MONTH
SUBJECT: IBM Ball Replacement
This is an actual alert to the IBM Field Engineers that went out to
all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious.
The rest found it rather funny.
Abstract: Mouse Balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails
to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement. Because of the delicate
nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball
removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the opo-off method. Domestic balls
are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually
static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the
mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction; and that any customer
missing his balls should suspect
local personnel of removing these necessary items.
To reorder, specify on the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Balls
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