Hmmmm....:-)

Andrea J Chee ( ajc6@ukc.ac.uk )
Mon, 19 Feb 1996 14:56:26 +0000 (GMT)


Hiya all...

I'm back (again...)

Various news just in...

Contemporary Games is making an Enterprise keyboard for PCs, complete 
with shuttlecraft disk-holder and phaser-mouse accessories...the mind 
boggles...:-)

Rosalinda de Hernandez from Honduras was in shock after discovering that
the results of an autopsy on her husband, Gustavo, revealed him to be a
woman - who was pregnant!  Rosalinda, who had been married to Gustavo for
nine years, explained: `Our love life was always a bit strange, but I
never knew he was a woman.'

Israel Zinhanga was recently jailed in Zimbabwe because of his affair with
a cow he called Polly Chocolate.  The 28-year-old wrote to Polly every day
and loved her `singing'.  He was eventually arrested after stealing a
handbag (`for our honeymoon') and sent to prison for nine months. 

In Iran, 127 guests at a wedding were sentenced to 85 lashes each for 
dancing with people other than their spouses.  `Enjoyment's fine,' 
explained a law enforcer, `as long as it's within Islamic law.'

A ceremony to mark the 200th anniversary of a wooden bridge in Montreux, 
Switzerland ended very abruptly when it collapsed...

An Argentinian woman recently accidentally killed her husband with a 
giant industrial fan he was inventing.  `He was standing inside the fan,' 
explained the inventor's widow, `when I came in with his slippers.  It 
was dark so I turned the light on.'  But her husband had wired the fan to 
the light socket.  He shouted `No, you stupid cow,' and was minced.

In 1975 Honduran peasant Gustavo Adolpho Amador then aged 38 was charged 
with stealing some coloured crayons from a marketplace.  He was then 
aquitted the following year - but the written release order took another 
19 years to arrive at the penitentiary where he was being held!  He was 
released from prison at the ripe old age of 57.

Take care and have fun everyone...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
	xx

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