Andrea J Chee
(
ajc6@ukc.ac.uk
)
Mon, 19 Feb 1996 14:56:26 +0000 (GMT)
Hiya all... I'm back (again...) Various news just in... Contemporary Games is making an Enterprise keyboard for PCs, complete with shuttlecraft disk-holder and phaser-mouse accessories...the mind boggles...:-) Rosalinda de Hernandez from Honduras was in shock after discovering that the results of an autopsy on her husband, Gustavo, revealed him to be a woman - who was pregnant! Rosalinda, who had been married to Gustavo for nine years, explained: `Our love life was always a bit strange, but I never knew he was a woman.' Israel Zinhanga was recently jailed in Zimbabwe because of his affair with a cow he called Polly Chocolate. The 28-year-old wrote to Polly every day and loved her `singing'. He was eventually arrested after stealing a handbag (`for our honeymoon') and sent to prison for nine months. In Iran, 127 guests at a wedding were sentenced to 85 lashes each for dancing with people other than their spouses. `Enjoyment's fine,' explained a law enforcer, `as long as it's within Islamic law.' A ceremony to mark the 200th anniversary of a wooden bridge in Montreux, Switzerland ended very abruptly when it collapsed... An Argentinian woman recently accidentally killed her husband with a giant industrial fan he was inventing. `He was standing inside the fan,' explained the inventor's widow, `when I came in with his slippers. It was dark so I turned the light on.' But her husband had wired the fan to the light socket. He shouted `No, you stupid cow,' and was minced. In 1975 Honduran peasant Gustavo Adolpho Amador then aged 38 was charged with stealing some coloured crayons from a marketplace. He was then aquitted the following year - but the written release order took another 19 years to arrive at the penitentiary where he was being held! He was released from prison at the ripe old age of 57. Take care and have fun everyone... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ********************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************** ******************************************************** *** *** *** The world is full of Kings and Queens... *** *** Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams... *** *** ...It's Heaven and Hell... *** *** *** ******************************************************** ********************************************************