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> Subj: Famous Quotes
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> Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
> I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
> "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
> Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
> I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
> We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
> Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
> The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
> Did anyone see my lost carrier?
> Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
> I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
> He who laughs last thinks slowest!
> Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
> Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
> Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
> There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
> Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
> I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
> Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
> Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
> I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
> Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
> Double your drive space - delete Windows!
> What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
> Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
> I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
> Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
> I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
> Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
> When there's a will, I want to be in it.
> Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
> We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
> All generalizations are false, including this one.
> "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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> Adam P. Silverstein - Project Engineer
> Delphi Chassis Systems - General Motors Corp.
> silverst@liv.dcd.gmeds.com
> 313-464-5185
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