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> Subj:	Famous Quotes
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>         Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
>         I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
>         "Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
>         Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
>         I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
>         The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>         C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
>         We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.
>         Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
>         Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
>         The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
>         Did anyone see my lost carrier?
>         Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>         I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
>         He who laughs last thinks slowest!
>         Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
>         Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>         "More hay, Trigger?"  "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
>         A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
>         Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>         Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
>         There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
>         Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
>         I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
>         Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
>         Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
>         I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
>         Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I.
>         Double your drive space - delete Windows!
>         What is a "free" gift ?  Aren't all gifts free?
>         Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>         Oops.  My brain just hit a bad sector.
>         I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
>         Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
>         I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
>         Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
>         When there's a will, I want to be in it.
>         Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
>         We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
>         All generalizations are false, including this one.
>         "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
>         Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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> Adam P. Silverstein - Project Engineer
> Delphi Chassis Systems - General Motors Corp.
> silverst@liv.dcd.gmeds.com
> 313-464-5185
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