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Thu, 29 Jul 04 03:11:02 +0100
Hiya Folks...
The star of today's tale is a chap who has found an unusual use for
tobacco...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
GOOD USE FOR TOBACCO
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A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the
explanation: "We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope
you enjoy them and will want more."
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave:
"I got your cigarettes and soaked them in a quart of water which I
sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more next
year in case any bugs survived."
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