Birthday Belief Systems...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Fri, 16 Jul 04 08:38:30 +0100


Hiya All...

Today we learn that the meaning of your birthday depends on how you look
at it... 

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS
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Idealism: Happy Birthday.

Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.

Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.

Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?

Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.

Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody
came... would it make a sound?

Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.

Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
 

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