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Sun, 20 Jun 04 22:36:35 +0100
Hiya People...
Here we have several people's thoughts on their own experiences that may
help us to better understand the world we live in...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Experiences
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"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat.
I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
- Paula Poundstone
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, 'Oh my God... I could be eating a slow
learner.'"
- Lynda Montgomery
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