Tom Cat...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sat, 10 Apr 04 03:18:35 +0100


Hiya Folks...

The star of today's tale is a tom cat with plenty of personality...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


TOM CAT
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After many complaints from his neighbors, Harry finally agreed, with a
heavy heart, to have a veterinarian render his cat fit to guard a
sultan's harem.

"I'll bet," said one neighbor, "that that ex-tom of yours just lies on
the hearth now and gets fat."

"No, he still goes out at night. But now he goes along as a consultant."


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