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Mon, 09 Feb 04 03:13:37 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Time now to meet a dog owner who doesn't think his dog is so smart...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Clever Dog
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A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck.
He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn
to be waited on.
A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and
noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog
what it wanted today.
The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and
the butcher asked, "How many pounds?"
The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds of
ground beef.
He then asked, "Anything else?"
The dog pointed to the pork chops and the butcher asked, "How many?"
The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four
pork chops.
The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get
at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and
tied the two packages of meat around the dog's neck.
The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog.
It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house where it
began to scratch the door to be let in.
As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a
really smart dog you have there."
The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time
this week he forgot to take his door key."
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