First Aid...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 27 Jan 04 07:23:24 -0000


Hiya All...

Today we head straight for the scene of an accident, where fortunately
someone knows first aid...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Step Back, I Know First-Aid!
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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several
bystanders ran over to help the driver. 

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and
pushed her aside. 

"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"
 
The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder.

"Pardon me," she said. "but when you get to the part about calling a
doctor, I'm right here."


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