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Wed, 24 Dec 03 01:51:28 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Today we get to enjoy a collection of signs found outside churches - the
modern approach to saving souls...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
SIGNS OUTSIDE CHURCHES
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* You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
* Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
* A miser is a rich pauper.
* Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
* We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday.
* No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
* Start living to beat hell.
* If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
* Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were
afraid to ask.
* Pray up in advance.
* [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?
* I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
* K-mart is not the only saving place.
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