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Hiya People... This time we meet a snake oil salesman and his assistant, both of whom swear as to the potency of their longevity potion... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Snake Oil --------- The quack was selling elixir-by-the-jug, which he declared would make men live to a great age. "Look at me," he shouted. "Full of vim and vigor, I'm over 300 years old." "Is he really as old as that?" asked a listener of the youthful assistant. "I can't say," said the assistant, "I've only been with him for 100 years." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'