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Hiya People...
Now it's time to meet a man who may be more financially astute than
most...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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SUSPECT SUCCESS
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Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making
the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose
the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the
brokerage business.
"Look at that yacht," he said as they drove slowly past a marina. "That
96' beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. That one over
there 104' is owned by the head of Goldman, Sachs. And look at that huge
210' yacht out there. That's the pride and joy of the top seller at
Prudential-Bache."
His friend Morris was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a
pained look on his face.
"What's the matter?" Goodman asked.
"I was just wondering," Morris said. "Why aren't there any customers'
yachts?"
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