Time Limit...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 12 Oct 03 03:17:46 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Now it's time to find out just how long one gets to deploy a reserve
parachute in an emergency...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Time Limit
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While attending the U.S. Army's Airborne School...

The day before our first jump, the instructors (known as 'SGT
Airbornes', students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the
possible malfunctions one might encounter.

After watching a total malfunction, i.e. the parachute fails to deploy,
one of the students asked "SGT Airborne, if we have a complete
malfunction, how much time do we have to deploy our reserve parachutes?"

"Airborne, you have the REST of your life to deploy that reserve!"


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