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Sat, 04 Oct 03 08:28:22 +0100
Hiya People...
Now we finally have proof that Spam does indeed get everywhere...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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GM MAKES DELICIOUS NEW PARTNERSHIP
AUSTIN, Minn. - In addition to factory air and leather bucket seats,
your new GM automobile will also likely include pork shoulders.
This is the result of a recent partnership between General Motors Corp.
and Hormel, the company that makes Spam. (the canned meat which has lent
its brand name to unwanted email).
The glue that holds this partnership together is a miracle binding agent
made from pork and turkey by-products. The animal protein collagen
extracted from these by-products is ideal for creating the sand molds
used to caste metal parts.
In the past, said Hormel president Joel Johnson, toxic chemicals have
been used to bind sand to create molds. The sand they bind is not
recyclable, and this presents a "severe pollution problem."
The new GMBond is an alternative to those chemicals.
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