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Hiya All... Today a child takes legal advice over a broken tooth... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- LEGAL ADVICE ------------ Brittany, my seven-year-old daughter informed me that part of her tooth had come out. I checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I told her to wait until daddy came home from his law office and asked him. That evening, as my husband came through the door, Brittany rushed up to him and asked "What do you suppose the tooth fairy will give me for half a tooth?" "Nothing," he replied in his most legalistic voice, "She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'