Campfire...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 21 Sep 03 00:54:47 -2300


Hiya Loonies...

Now it's time to be prepared - by learning how to build a campfire...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
SIXTEEN STEPS TO BUILD A CAMPFIRE
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1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand)

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base
   of fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for more 
    wood, soak wood from can labeled 'kerosene'.

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Re-label can to read 'gasoline'.

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.
 
 
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