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Wed, 10 Sep 03 03:02:46 +0100
Hiya People... Now it's time for one of our regular trips to court, as a pickpocket tries to pay his fine... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Pay the Fine...Do the Crime A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr Banks, you are hereby fined $100." After speaking with his client for a moment, the lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, your honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this time. But if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'