Carbonated Beverage...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Mon, 01 Sep 03 01:47:40 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

In today's tale we discover the depths to which modern conversation has
fallen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 
 
I'd Like A Coke Please
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I've always ordered beverages one simple way: "A Coke, please."
 
Lately, though, this hasn't seemed to work. 

Waitresses now often respond, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb."
 
Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, I thought I'd make
life easier. 

So one day I simply asked the snack bar clerk at a movie theater for a
"dark, carbonated beverage".
 
The young man behind the counter chuckled and asked, "Sir, would you
like a cylindrical plastic sucking device with that?"


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