Strange...

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Hiya Folks...

Today we find out what should go on the headstone of a lawyer named
Strange...

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Strange
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to
inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a
lawyer'. 
 
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for
passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the
stone.
 
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, 'Here lies a man
who was both honest and a lawyer'. 
 
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they
would be certain to remark: 'That's Strange!'"
 
 
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