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Sun, 29 Jun 03 00:55:34 -2300
Hiya People...
Here are a few more things of great importance to have a think about...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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More Points To Ponder
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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I am a nutritional overachiever; (sounds a lot better than saying I'm an
overeater or glutton).
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I am having an out of money experience.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
stop laughing.
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