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Tue, 03 Jun 03 01:47:18 +0100
Hiya All...
Now it's time to see what happens to a burglar who isn't having a good
day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Money
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A burglar needing money to pay his income taxes decided to burgle the
safe in a store.
On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please
don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."
He did so.
Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were
floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, "My
confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
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