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Hiya People...
In today's tale we meet couple with a cat who are confusing a taxi
driver...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Cat?
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A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled
up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They
don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to
the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab: "Sorry I took so
long," he says, "stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
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