Weather...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Thu, 17 Apr 03 01:09:48 +0100 

Hiya Friends...

Now it's time to learn a new do-it-yourself method for telling the
weather...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


TELLING THE WEATHER
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To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.
  
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. 

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably
raining really hard.
  
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's
probably windy.
  
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
  
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave
the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
  
Sincerely,
  
The Cat
 

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