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Tue, 15 Apr 03 00:48:46 -2300
Hiya Folks...
This time, we meet a family hoping that a nursing home will be a
pleasant place for their elderly mother...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Nursing Home
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One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and
set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She
seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in
her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten her up.
Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other
side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This
goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her
new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you good?", they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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