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Sat, 12 Apr 03 00:37:45 -2300
Hiya All...
Now it's time to take a trip to the courtroom, to learn some more about
contempt of court...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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QUID PRO QUOTE
After his motion to suppress evidence was denied by the court the
attorney spoke up, "your Honor," he said, "what would you do if I called
you a stupid, degenerate, old fool."
The Judge, now also angered, revered, "I would hold you in contempt of
court and seek to have you suspended from practising before this court
again!"
"What if I only thought it?" asked the attorney.
"In that case, there is nothing I could do, you have the right to think
whatever you may."
"Oh, I see. Then, if it pleases the court, let the record reflect I
'think' you're a stupid, degenerate, old fool."
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