The Loony Bin
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Tue, 01 Apr 03 01:20:35 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
911 is the emergency services' telephone number in the US and, like all
emergency numbers, their operators sometimes take some strange calls...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Genuine 911 Call
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Woman: I just had a baby and the doctor told me to do those Kegel
exercises - you know to tighten up things down there [giggle]
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am, I understand. Are you in pain?
Woman: No, no, no. It's not that. It's just that every time I do those
exercises I have an orgasm.
Dispatcher: I'm sorry, did you say "orgasm"?
Woman: Yes. Am I doing them right?
Dispatcher: Sounds like it to me.
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