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Hiya All...

In today's tale, we meet a woman taking her dog back to her homeland by
plane...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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While Mrs Smith is boarding a flight to the land of Israel, she had to
put her poodle in the cargo bay. She settles down for the flight.

Upon arriving in Tel Aviv airport, the cargo handler excitedly informs
the manager that the dog had died. 

He instructed him to quickly go buy a little white poodle, since they
all look alike, and get rid of the dead dog. 

Upon receiving the dog carrying cargo case, Mrs Smith screams, "That is
not my dog. My dog is dead. I was bringing him here for a religious
burial"


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