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Hiya Loonies... Now we're going to church to watch one lady's reaction to the minister's words... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Sing, sing ---------- A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out: "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison: "The Old Rugged Cross." The Pastor hollered out: "Grace." The congregation began to sing: "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The Pastor said: "Power." The congregation sang: "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said: "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden way from in the back of the church a little 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing... "Precious Memories". Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'