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The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 08 Feb 03 00:23:03 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

This time, we enjoy more words of wisdom for our education...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-
rope.
- Bill Cosby 
 
I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one
diet wasn't giving me enough food.
- Barry Marter
 
I love being married... I was single for a long time and I just got so
sick of finishing my own sentences.
- Brian Kiley
 
You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the thermostat.
- Jeff Foxworthy
 
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than
you have car windows.
- Erma Bombeck


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