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Thu, 30 Jan 03 02:44:17 -0000
Hiya All... In today's tale, we meet an old lady with a good grasp of statistics... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- STATISTICS A tiny old lady lived alone on top of a steep hill. One morning as she was pushing her mower briskly down her precipitous lawn, a young man screeched his car to a halt in the street below. "Lady," he shouted, "You scared me half to death charging down the hill after that lawnmower. You shouldn't be doing such a thing at your age. Don't you know you could run off the hill and be killed?" "Young man," she replied, shaking her finger at him, "go home and read your newspapers. Just see how many 86 year-old women are killed running their lawn mowers off hills. Then see how many young men are killed driving their cars down the street." She turned back to her mowing, and the young man drove thoughtfully on. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'