Weighing the Baby...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 25 Jan 03 04:00:49 -0000


Hiya Folks...

For those who don't know how it's done, now it's time to learn how to
weight a baby when there are no infant scales...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


INFANT WEIGHT PROBLEM
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At a pharmacy, a woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby
she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.

"It won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the
aunt."


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