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Hiya All... This time we're going to meet a woman who really knows how to take care of herself... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Girl Power ---------- A burglar in Streatham in London fell for the blonde lady of the house who disturbed him while he was carrying out his nefarious activities. As soon as he saw the lady he changed his tack completely and tried to woo her. After about 30 minutes things were going so well that the burglar tried to kiss the owner of the house. To his horror, she not only refused, but overpowered him with a punch, a left-hand jab, a half nelson and finally hit him over the head with her shoe. It later transpired that the "lady" was a bricklayer prior to having a sex change. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'