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Mon, 16 Dec 02 01:21:04 -0000
Hiya Folks... We've picked on the women a few times recently, but now it seems to be the men's turn...these were sent in by Helen... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. -------- Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. -------- Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practising to be men. -------- Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. -------- Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. -------- Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. -------- Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. -------- Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. -------- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. -------- Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. -------- Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. -------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals". Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'