On Duty...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 29 Nov 02 02:12:18 -0000


Hiya People...

This time, we find out why one soldier didn't serve in the Gulf War...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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ON DUTY
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When I was in Germany, I taught for one of the American universities
that had a program for the soldiers and their families. 

We had only ten students to start, and when Desert Storm kicked in, the
class dropped to three.
 
One soldier who did NOT get deployed remained in the class; the other
two were family members of soldiers.  

One day my curiosity got the better of me, and I asked him why he hadn't
had to go.
 
He said simply, "I'm an MP. I have to stay here because I'm in charge of
juveniles and adultery."


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